A series of bungalows built between the 1920’s and 1930’s, Twelfth and Schley is not the most propitious neighborhood for archaeology, unlike the Cairns at the Big Muddy River or the Council Houses on the shores of Lake Fondis, but it is otherwise significant in that “something happened here during the European Ranaissance,” Dr. Thropologee says, “and it bears investigation.”
The historical record says that Coronado and his brother Esteban, the lone survivors of the mission, returned to Mexico City three years after setting out and shortly thereafter joined a monastery where a strict vow of silence was kept.
“Coronado was a rather wet rag,” Dr. Thropologee observes. “Why he wasn’t with his men in the bar is because he wanted to work his compass and plan for the glory of Spain. Esteban was probably the same way. They probably went to see to the men the next day. Imagine them opening the door in the cave where the bar was and realizing that everyone was dead. They probably closed it and decided they wouldn’t tell anyone.”
The bones will be interred in a ceremony at St. Vitus soon. The former tavern will be closed, after archaelogical experts have been satisfied that there are no more finds. Mrs. Osohappee will live in her house without Sheriff’s deputies. However, Crew Chief Elmer Fedders, who lingered, at Deputies’ request, to give a statement, will continue to occupy Mrs. Osohappee’s basement, enjoying the scent of the gas, and will give a statement to anyone who will listen.